Undercover Sales Clerk . . . This is a good one!

RR: Darling it's been ages!!! What juicy goss have you got for me? . . . 

USC: Last Saturday I served a lady that came in to our store asking to collect her boyfriends alterations. I accidently forgot to give her one item, she left, all was well. 

When she realised what had happened, she called the store, I answered the phone and she explained the situation. When I asked 'Who served you?' 

She replied . . .  'The chubby one with the glasses'. 

To which I replied 'Oh yes madam, that was me'. 

She went silent and hung up.

(I laughed till I cried and thought I might wet myself! - Roving Reporter)