RR: Darling it's been ages!!! What juicy goss have you got for me? . . .
USC: Last Saturday I served a lady that came in to our store asking to collect her boyfriends alterations. I accidently forgot to give her one item, she left, all was well.
When she realised what had happened, she called the store, I answered the phone and she explained the situation. When I asked 'Who served you?'
She replied . . . 'The chubby one with the glasses'.
To which I replied 'Oh yes madam, that was me'.
She went silent and hung up.
(I laughed till I cried and thought I might wet myself! - Roving Reporter)