Seen and Overheard: I Can't See Her Hair

Just a few of the quotes overheard at Beach Blanket Babylon's after-party last night:

"A latex mask must get really hot."
"That drag queen with the great legs thinks the music is crap and wants to leave to go get a KFC."
"Is that Alice whatever-her-name-is, the model, over there dancing? I can't see her hair to tell if half of it's missing."
"I just saw the drag version of Jon Bon Jovi."
"Is that guy wearing a g-string? Oh...no, no...and now he's...oh, she's whipping him."

As you can tell, things got a bit out of hand.